i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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