dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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