Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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