Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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