We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
birth control should be required to get into college
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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