I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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