i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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