he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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