her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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