In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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