how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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