I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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