Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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