I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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