Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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