I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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