...so i touched it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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