do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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