The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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