You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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