You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think my moral compass just broke
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