everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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