why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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