Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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