Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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