I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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