i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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