was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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