Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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