shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
A+ Viking dick
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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