Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I AM VODKA MAN
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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