i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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