like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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