She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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