She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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