cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If I had your ass I would rule the world
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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