No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
there is puke in my bra ... again
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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