just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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