I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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