What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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