"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
And then he peed in my hair
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