She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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