im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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