why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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