I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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