I wish I only lived at night.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
