I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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