Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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