JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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