cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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