But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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