just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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