I got chris browned last night
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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