All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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