I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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