I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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