Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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